sher:
There is this iPhone app for Virgin media that contains a remote that allows you to control your TiVo box.
My brother is currently in the living room watching tv, I am in the dinning room with my iPhone remote. Every time he turns the tv on I turn it off. I can just hear him shouting and getting angrier and angrier because he had no idea what the fuck is going on.
This is the best thing i’ve ever done. 10/10 would recommend.
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
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am i too late.
And that was the day Tavros realized he probably shouldn’t read Vriska’s RP Pesterlogs over her shoulder anymore.
That grin on her face as she types! THATS MY GRIN WHEN PERVY THINGS HAPPEN! JFC
IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.
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In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.
Pls?
*whispers do it*
I always get the funniest fucking things when I reblog this, its gr8.
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